check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
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