My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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