We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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