Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
