I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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