worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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