yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
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