weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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