What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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