i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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