Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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