Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize