I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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