epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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