How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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