idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I think I sprained my soul last night
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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