Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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