its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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