Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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