she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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