I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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