Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
