I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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