Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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