: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
