Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
