I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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