where am i from again
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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