Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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