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(616): View more from Michigan

Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him

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(607): View more from New York

Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.

(1-973): View more from New Jersey

math is fun

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(806): View more from Texas

Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.

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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls

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(315): View more from New York

MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!

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AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!

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(704): View more from North Carolina

the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed

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(253): View more from Washington

I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.

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