Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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