ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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