Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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