Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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