those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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