it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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