your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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