did you get engaged???
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
