I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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