Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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