i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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