Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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