Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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