some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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