he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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