i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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