he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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