do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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