We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Drunk is not a location!
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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