A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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