Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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