i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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