I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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