I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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