did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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