so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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