Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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