So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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