i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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